Facebook Poetry

My latest means of amusing myself.

If you crib people’s status updates, correcting their text-speak for real English, and then put line breaks in the appropriate places you can turn them into poetry.

Today’s example :

The Building Site

Building works across the road,
Are starting to drive me mad.
All I can hear is
Bang bang bang bang bang

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Projectionist. Computer Science Graduate. Film geek. Videogame enthusiast. Relentless-Powered Superhero. International Crime Fighter.

3 Responses to Facebook Poetry

  1. Becky says:

    Steel soap.
    I was dubious.


    (of course, you’d have to buy one first.)

    … am I doing it right?

    • PodRED says:

      Uh-oh. Hoist by my own petard ;-)

      That’s pretty much the idea. It can take some trawling to find good ones, but it’s totally worth it when you do. The right length and cadence is important.

      I am such a nerd.

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